[San Jose, June 20] - Hello! This is oNews. Have you ever wondered what’s happening in the mind of the Banana? We (oNews) have sat down with Banana’s CEO, Alijah, as well as other executives in the trend-setting company. We will be digging deep and finding out the process of making new products, as well as questions people have been asking! Let’s ‘peel back’ the layers of the Banana and get ready for ‘a bunch’ of new insights in our special interview with Banana.
[Banana X oNews Interview, Peeling Back Layers of the Banana]
[August 7th, 2023]
[Interviewer: oNews]
[Interviewee: Banana Team & Banana CEO ‘Alijah’]
[Introduction]
oNews: Hello Everyone, Welcome, to this exclusive interview with the Banana Team. We’ll be diving into topic secrets, and questions people have been asking for.
Banana Team: Thank you for having us here! If I’m correct, this is the first ever interview for oNews?
oNews: That would be correct! We’re so excited to have you here. Should we get started?
Banana Team: Yes!
[Question 1]
oNews: Let’s kick it off with a big question… how did Banana get started?
Banana CEO Alijah: Well do you want to go lore wise or realistically? *The Banana Team Chuckles*
oNews: Why Not Both?
Banana CEO Alijah: Let’s start with the realistic one. Some of the Banana Team and I have been friends with a very long time. We’ve had the same vision as well! So we decided to started doing what we’ve wanted to do for a long time around September 2022. Now, the Lore Based one, it’s too big to fully say but Banana use to be called Seoul, and it use to sell modified Banana’s. The Company Seoul was then passed down to multiple generations until it got renamed to Banana for its past. You can read more about it on our tweet though.
[Question 2]
oNews: Awesome! Since Banana has lore, do you wish to expand it more?
Tell us more about that.
Banana Team Member #1: Currently we’re pretty busy with creating and coming up with new ideas for our products. But, if the team does have a chance, we will absolutely add onto it. Just not right now.
[Question 3]
oNews: Talking about creating your products, how’s the process for that? How long does it take?
Banana Team Member #4: Obviously it doesn’t sound easily. We have to plan ahead of ourselves, for example we’ve just released the Banana 4 Series, but we already have the Banana 6 Series in development. We also have the Banana 5 Series 90% Done! It takes about 1 Month to get a prototype on our hands and 2 Months to Finalize it. While making these products, we make sure we add new stuff that our customers have been wanting.
[Fan Question 4]
oNews: Someone asked if the Banana Logo has a penis or a “poosi” like poosi phone (Tech Company ‘Fuzion's' old name)
Banana Team: *laughs*
Banana CEO Alijah: Well… it has a penis!
[Question 5]
oNews: What are the steps you’re taking to involve and become a better company in the future?
Banana CEO Alijah: We’re taking many steps to do this, for example, we’re trying to be as environmentally friendly as possible, and as well make our products way more durable and to last long. We also want to keep making trend setting products like we already do. The Future of Banana is bright.
[Question 6]
oNews: How’s your next event going on? We’ve seen that your FTCon 12th Event got cancelled, why was that?
Banana CEO Alijah: We’re starting preparations for the next Banana Event, which will be the 12th one. Please stay tuned to more information on that. As for the FTCon Banana Event, we had to cancel it sadly. Everything about the Event was rushed and was not up to our expectations so we had to do the hard decision and cancel it.
[Fan Question 6]
oNews: Someone asked “If Pear didn’t buy you, where would the company be?”
Banana Team Member #2: Well first, we are so glad that Pear decided to buy us. We love Pear’s vision in the Fictional Tech Community, and one of the members of the Banana Team are big fans of Pear Entertainment. So, it was pretty fun to be able to collaborate with that part of the company. As to the question, we really can’t see Banana not being a Pear Subsidiary. Our identity would some what be different, but not drastically. If a company were to buy us, we would want a company with a good reputation and that’s somewhat known. But, as of now, we’re happy with Pear.
[Fan Question 7]
oNews: Someone asked “What product category would you like to join?”
Banana Team Member #3: We don’t want to spoil our next event.
[Fan Question 8]
oNews: A Customer’s Tweet says “There was dried up cum inside my Banana Vibrator (2)”, what do you have to say about this?
Banana CEO Alijah: You got a prototype, our team was having a little fun.. Please Mail it Back..!
[Question 9 - Final]
oNews: Final Question, based off the teasers you’re posting for this interview, who else do you want to collaborate with? As well, who do you want to collaborate with again?
Banana CEO Alijah: This is a tough question, there’s so many brands out there! We would want to collaborate with Neon. I personally love Neon’s aesthetic and how their products look! We would love to collaborate with them to bring Banana Music to even more users. For the second part of the question, we’re unsure. There’s so many cool companies that we have collaborated with before. We’ve collaborated with Pear, Orange, Fuzion and others. When we were talking with Fuzion, we loved their personality and their work ethic. We’re open to collaborating with any company though.
[End]
oNews: It has been a pleasure interviewing you guys! We hope to interview you possibly soon towards the end of this year. As to the reader or viewer, please stay tuned for Banana’s 12th Event happening soon.
Banana Team: Thank you for having us, bye!!
oNews: Bye!