Poems by a misserable 30 year old woman

Hi, my name is Nadine, 

I have written these poems relating to many women out there that are in their 30's and feel like crap. I pre-warn you some of it is dark and depressing and some are funny and exactly how I bet a lot of you feel on a daily basis. My grammar is not amazing but I hope it makes you feel better about yourself on a shit day.