Glowing Bxtches Shortcast - Episode 1: Soap me up before you go
🟧 ELENA: "Ladies, gentlemen, and those who know the value of a good lather—welcome to *Glowing Bxtches*… where the bubbles are thick, the metaphors are thicker, and Milka’s dress is the thinnest thing in the room."
🟥 MILKA: "Listen, babe, just because I prefer my outfits like my soap—barely there—doesn’t mean I don’t know how to get a deep clean."
🟧 ELENA: "And that’s exactly what we’re here for today. Soap. A woman’s best friend, a daily ritual, and, let’s be honest, a slippery situation."
🟥 MILKA: "Mmm… nothing like a little soap to wash away… well, everything. But let’s not get our hands dirty just yet."
🟧 ELENA: "Alright, let’s break it down. There are different types of soap. Some are luxurious, rich, and creamy—leaving you feeling moisturized, like a goddess stepping out of a milk bath."
🟥 MILKA: "And some… well, they just disappear too fast. You barely touch them and poof—gone! Like a summer fling."
🟧 ELENA: "And then there’s that fancy, decorative soap in your grandmother’s bathroom that you’re too afraid to use because it looks like it belongs in a museum."
🟥 MILKA: "That’s me. I'm the decorative soap. Admired but never touched."
🟧 ELENA: "Honey, you’re the travel-size one. Always in someone’s bag, always on the move."
🟥 MILKA: "Takes one to know one."
🟧 ELENA: "Now let’s talk about soap’s greatest feature: it’s slippery. You hold it too tight, and it flies out of your hand."
🟥 MILKA: "Like certain situations I’ve been in. One moment it’s in my grasp, the next, I’m reaching into places I never expected."
🟧 ELENA: "Isn’t that just life? You think you have control, and suddenly… it’s gone."
🟥 MILKA: "Like my last date’s self-control."
🟧 ELENA: "Now, now, we’re talking in metaphors here."
🟥 MILKA: "Of course, darling. Soap. Just soap."
🟧 ELENA: "Alright, before we wrap up, I have a question for you all. A little food for thought."
🟥 MILKA: "Or lather for thought?"
🟧 ELENA: "What did the bar of soap say when it fell in love?"
🟥 MILKA: "Oh, this one’s gotta be slippery. Uhh… ‘I’m head over heels?’"
🟧 ELENA: "Close, but no bubbles. It said… *‘I’m lathering up to tell you… but I might slip up!’*"
🟥 MILKA: "Ohhh, babe, that one was smoother than a fresh shave!"
🟧 ELENA: "Speaking of, let’s save that topic for another episode."
🟥 MILKA: "Ooooh, can’t wait!"
🟧 ELENA: "Until next time, keep glowing, keep laughing, and never drop the soap… unless you’re ready for the consequences."
🟥 MILKA: "And if you do… just make sure it’s worth the clean-up."
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