Glowing Bxtches Shortcast – Episode 2: The snake side of things
🟧 ELENA: "Ladies, gentlemen, and those who know how to charm a snake or two—welcome back to your favorite shortcast, Glowing Bxtches! Today, we’re out here in the wild, searching for the world’s most dangerous species… and no, I’m not talking about ex-boyfriends."
🟥 MILKA: "Oh babe, if exes were snakes, I’d be an expert herpetologist by now! Speaking of snakes… look what I’ve got!"
🟧 ELENA: "Milka just rolled in with an Anaconda on her shoulder like it’s no big deal. Girl, are you trying to give the listeners a heart attack?"
🟥 MILKA: "I mean, it’s not every day you meet an Albino Anaconda. But wait a second… weren’t you the one who found that Irish leprechaun with the big Anaconda in Dublin on St. Patrick’s Day?"
🟧 ELENA: "Guilty! I thought I was getting a pot of gold, and instead… well, let’s just say it was quite the treasure."
🟥 MILKA: "Treasure, huh? Sounds like you hit the jackpot. Did you survive that adventure?"
🟧 ELENA: "Barely. But you know what they say—a good driver can handle any ride, and a good handler can manage snakes of all sizes."
🟧 ELENA: "Alright, let’s talk about the different types. There’s the grass snake—cute, quick, but maybe not quite… memorable."
🟥 MILKA: "Then there’s the Cobra, dangerous and bold, striking fast when you least expect it. Definitely not for beginners."
🟧 ELENA: "And of course, the Anaconda. Slow, steady, and once it wraps around you… let’s just say it makes a lasting impression."
🟥 MILKA: "Lasting? Honey, it leaves a permanent impression."
🟧 ELENA: "So, if you had to choose just one snake for the rest of your life… which one would it be?"
🟥 MILKA: "Oh, that’s easy! Want to guess, or should I just tell you?"
🟧 ELENA: "Let me guess… a cute little garden snake?"
🟥 MILKA: "Wrong! Try again."
🟧 ELENA: "Alright… a chocolate-colored Cobra that knows how to strike at the perfect moment?"
🟥 MILKA: "Getting warmer! But no, it’s the Anaconda, of course. Big, bold, and unforgettable."
🟧 ELENA: "Ah, yes. The Anaconda. I should’ve known."
🟥 MILKA: "But what about you? Our listeners need to know your favorite."
🟧 ELENA: "Oh, I’m flexible. If it’s a garden snake, we play in the garden. If it’s a King Cobra, I’ll wear my crown proudly. And if it’s an Anaconda… well, that’s a call to you, Milka."
🟥 MILKA: "You’d call me? What am I supposed to do, babe—catch it with a net? I’m better at helping after the snake’s been tamed."
🟧 ELENA: "One thing’s for sure—no matter the size or type, I want to live in a world where no one’s snake preferences are questioned. After all… if there’s soap, there’s hope!"
🟥 MILKA: "And that’s your quote of the day! We should put that on a shirt."
🟧 ELENA: "So many shirts, so little time."
🟥 MILKA: "And that’s it for today’s shortcast. Until next time… don’t forget your soap!"
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