(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ нσяσѕ¢σρє ƒσя αυgυѕт 5, 2024 ٩(˘◡˘)۶
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Energy Level: High
Aries, Mercury is retrograding through your 6th house, highlighting work and health. Be cautious about misunderstandings at work and prioritize your health. Venus moving into Virgo will help you bring more harmony to your daily routines.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Vibes: Chill
Taurus, with the New Moon in Leo igniting your 4th house of home and family, it’s time to focus on your domestic life. Venus in Virgo enhances your creative pursuits, making it a great time to start new hobbies or artistic projects.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Social Butterfly Mode: ON
Gemini, Mercury’s retrograde in Virgo affects your 3rd house of communication, so double-check your messages. The Sun in Leo boosts your social life, making it a great time to reconnect with friends.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Emotional: High
Cancer, the New Moon in Leo lights up your 2nd house of finances, urging you to reassess your financial goals. Venus entering Virgo enhances communication, making it a good time for intellectual pursuits and fun interactions with loved ones (Astrology.com) (Brit + Co).
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Spotlight: Bright
Happy Birthday, Leo! The New Moon in your sign marks a personal renewal phase. Set new intentions for self-expression. Mercury’s retrograde in your sign calls for introspection about your personal goals and ambitions. Venus in Virgo brings stability to your finances (Brit + Co).
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Focus: Sharp
Virgo, Venus entering your sign brings a boost to your self-image and personal identity. Mercury retrograde in your 12th house prompts introspection and spiritual reflection. Take this time to declutter and let go of old patterns that no longer serve you (Astrology.com) (StarsTell).
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Harmony: Seeking
Libra, the New Moon in Leo activates your 11th house of friendships, inspiring social connections. Venus in Virgo brings peace to your inner world, perfect for introspection and spiritual growth. Mercury retrograde asks you to reassess your social circles and group affiliations (Astrology.com).
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Intensity: Deep
Scorpio, the New Moon in Leo highlights your career, urging you to set new professional goals. Venus in Virgo brings harmony to your friendships. Mercury retrograde in Leo calls for reviewing your professional aspirations and public image (StarsTell).
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Adventure: Calling
Sagittarius, the New Moon in Leo ignites your desire for adventure and learning. Venus in Virgo enhances your career prospects, making it a great time for professional development. Mercury retrograde encourages you to revisit travel plans and educational goals (StarsTell).
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Goals: Crushing
Capricorn, the New Moon in Leo focuses on shared resources and intimacy. Venus in Virgo helps you improve your financial strategies. Mercury retrograde in Virgo suggests reviewing financial investments and personal values (Astrology.com).
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Innovation: Flowing
Aquarius, the New Moon in Leo illuminates your 7th house of partnerships, making it a great time to set new relationship goals. Venus in Virgo enhances your intimacy. Mercury retrograde in Leo asks you to reassess your relationship dynamics (Brit + Co).
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Dreamy: Strong
Pisces, the New Moon in Leo activates your 6th house of health and routines, encouraging new wellness goals. Venus in Virgo brings harmony to your relationships. Mercury retrograde in Leo suggests revisiting health plans and daily routines (Astrology.com) (StarsTell).
This month is all about embracing change, introspection, and aligning with your true path. Use these cosmic energies to focus on personal growth, clear out the old, and make space for the new (Astrology.com) (Brit + Co) (StarsTell).
Show Him Who's Really the Goofy!
...Alright, sis, let's get into it. We all know that one toxic ass man who thinks he's slicker than oil, but today, we're flipping the script. It's time to clock his tea, piss him off, and laugh right in his face. Let's remind these clowns who the real goofy is. Buckle up, 'cause it's about to get real.
Step 1: Gather the Receipts
First things first, sis, you gotta come prepared. No half-steppin' here. Gather all the receipts—texts, DMs, screenshots, whatever you need. When he starts acting up, you need to be ready to pull out the evidence like you’re in the damn courtroom. Make sure you have all the dirt on him, and don't be afraid to use it.
Step 2: Stay Unbothered
When you confront him, keep that same energy, sis. Be unbothered. He’s gonna try and gaslight you, make you feel like you’re crazy. Don’t let him. Laugh it off, roll your eyes, and hit him with that “Boy, bye.” Remember, the goal here is to piss him off by showing him he ain’t got you pressed.
Step 3: Flip the Script
If he’s been toxic, sis, it’s time to show him you can play that game too. Be just as mysterious as he is. Keep him guessing. Cancel plans last minute, be vague about where you’re going and who you’re with. Let him taste his own medicine. But don’t lose yourself in the process—this is just to show him he ain't the only one who can play games.
Step 4: Laugh in His Face
This is where it gets good. When he’s finally tripping, wondering what’s going on, laugh. I mean, laugh in his face. Let him know you see right through him and his bullshit. There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing a man realize he’s not in control. Your laughter is the ultimate power move.
Step 5: Let Little Ugly Have Him
Now, this is where we get real deep. You need to understand that you’re THAT girl. He’s a clown, and clowns belong in the circus. If he wants to be with Little Ugly, let him. Don’t fight for someone who isn’t fighting for you. You deserve better, and you know it.
Step 6: Don't Let Your Boyfriend Stop You from Finding Your Husband
This is the golden rule. Never, ever let your boyfriend stop you from finding your husband. If he’s not treating you right, there’s a king out there who will. Don’t settle for less. Keep your standards high and your heart open. Trust your intuition and know your worth.
Step 7: Be Toxic Back, But with Style
If he’s being toxic, sis, be toxic back—but with style. Don’t lower yourself to his level completely. Be classy about it. Show him that you can play the game better, but also show him that you don’t need to play games to win. You’re above that, and you’re above him.
Final Thoughts
Sis, remember, you’re powerful, you’re beautiful, and you’re worth more than any man who doesn’t see that. Don’t let anyone dim your light. Laugh in his face, show him who’s the real goofy, and always keep your crown on straight. You’re THAT bitch, and don’t you ever forget it.
Stay fierce, stay fabulous, and keep clockin' that tea.
💋 Chy the Brat
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