WTF Is My Life Right Now? (4 Card Spread)

Sometimes life feels like a whole soap opera and you just need someone (or, in this case, the cards) to explain what the hell is actually going on. This 4-card tarot reading gets straight to the point:

1. The Mess – what’s really going on
2. The Cause – why it’s happening
3. What You Can Do – your next move
4. What You Need to Accept – the part you can’t control

Your reading will come as a 25 minute audio recording sent straight to the email you use at checkout, along with a photo of your spread and a couple of journal prompts so you can actually work with the message instead of just listening once and forgetting about it (inner work matters, girl!)

It will be delivered within 9 business days of purchase — nine being the number of completion and wisdom, because yes, we’re keeping it cosmically cute. (But also, I’m not into overbooking myself. I like to have space between readings to make sure my energy is fully cleared before I tap into yours. It’s just good spiritual hygiene.)



Now, let's see what's going on in your life and why ;)