The 2025/26 English football pyramid was a chaotic masterclass in lower-league madness and top-flight drama. In the Premier League, Arsenal dramatically snapped a 22-year drought to snatch the title, while Erling Haaland hit his 100th goal at record-shattering speed. Down in the Championship, Coventry City caused absolute havoc, hammering Queens Park Rangers 7-1, while a miserable Sheffield Wednesday endured a truly agonizing 39-game winless streak before getting relegated alongside former Premier League champions Leicester City. 

Meanwhile, League One saw Lincoln City lead the charge to the title. Down in League Two, Cheltenham Town's goalmouth turned into a literal shooting gallery as they faced a wild 234 shots on target, while Tranmere Rovers defied all logic by miraculously survival-grinding their way through the year scoring just 36 goals.