Funny 50th Birthday Card (Printable) – "Laugh, Cough, Sneeze & Pee"
Turning 50 comes with a few unexpected upgrades... like being able to laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee at the same time! 🤭
This cheeky printable birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate the big 5-0 with a healthy dose of honest humor. Ideal for a best friend, sibling, partner, or coworker reaching their half-century milestone.
⚠️ IMPORTANT: DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY
This is an instant digital download file. No physical card or envelope will be shipped to your house.
WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE
Your purchase includes 3 high-resolution, print-ready files:
- 1 x A4 PDF File (Includes handy crop/trim marks and center fold guidelines for a traditional card)
- 1 x US Letter PDF File (Includes handy crop/trim marks and center fold guidelines for a traditional card)
- 1 x High-Resolution 5x7 JPG File (Perfect for printing as a flat Postcard, or sending instantly as an E-card via text or email!)
CARD DETAILS & SIZES
- Finished Size: Folds perfectly down the center to a standard 5x7 inches
- Inside: Completely blank for your own heartfelt or funny personal message
- Back Cover: Features our official studio signature: Designed in the UK by SimonaLiPrintables
HOW IT WORKS (In 5 Easy Steps)
Purchase & Download: Access your files instantly from your account dashboard or email.
Print: Print at home or send the file to a local print shop.
Trim & Fold: Use the included guidelines to cut and fold, or print flat as a postcard.
Personalize: Add your custom message inside or on the back.
Gift: Make the birthday girl or boy laugh out loud!
PRO PRINTING TIPS
- For a professional, shop-bought look, we highly recommend printing on a heavy, bright white cardstock (80lb–110lb / 250gsm–300gsm).
- Set your printer settings to "Actual Size" or "100%" (do not select "Scale to Fit").
- Choose "Best" or "High Quality" print mode for the crispest text.
THE FINE PRINT
- Because this is an instant digital product, all sales are final.
- Colours may vary slightly depending on your monitor, printer, and paper choice.
- Last-minute doesn't have to mean low effort! Get your perfect card in seconds.