Saddle Storms - Roadside Aerobics

ROADSIDE AEROBICS | Saddle Storms | Badges and Bonfires Album

She turned left. She should have turned right. That is genuinely the whole lesson.

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She left the bar on a Friday night, turned left on the county road, and ended up auditioning for a sport she'd never once trained for under some very bright red and blue lights. Nine steps forward, one foot, nose touch, and the deeply regrettable discovery that she could not remember a single digit of her friend's phone number — not one — while the radio box squawked in the back seat. Could've avoided the whole evening had she just turned right to begin with. - Original by Saddle Storms.

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Lyrics: [VERSE 1] I left the bar on a Friday night Turned left and drove straight into red and blue light Brighter than my headlights on that county road I pulled on over and I waited for the show [VERSE 2] He walked up to my window asked had I been drinkin' No use in lyin' so I said two sir with a straight face blinkin' He implied they had to be about forty ounces each I said sir I wasn't readin' labels as I put 'em out of reach [CHORUS] Roadside aerobics on a Friday night Touch your nose and follow the light Stand on one foot and count to ten Pray you never gotta do this again Nine steps forward arms out wide Stumbled out my truck and gave it a ride Wasn't any sport I ever knew Cuffed and stuffed before the night was through [VERSE 3] I wasn't worried not a single bit I knew a friend who knew another who could handle it The problem came when he reached in and took my phone away I didn't remember his number not a digit not that day [VERSE 4] So I relaxed and listened to the radio box squawk When I just couldn't help myself I cleared my throat to talk I said sir those buttons look real fun all lit up back here Seems a shame to let 'em go to waste if you don't mind me bein' sincere He looked at me real slow through that rearview glass Said you have the right to remain silent I suggest it fast [FINAL VERSE — slow down, spoken/sung] Well we pulled up to the old cop shop He snapped my picture said now turn right and don't you stop I mumbled to myself real quiet just under my breath We coulda avoided all of this Had I just turned right To begin with

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About Saddle Storms: Wyoming-born outlaw country, western storytelling, rodeo soul, heartbreak ballads, and Code of the West honesty from six generations of ranch life.

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