Reaping Up With the Joneses (Custom Short Story) PRE-ORDER (ebook and audio only)
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$40.00
$40.00
Custom Reaper Short Story!
This is a limited run (capped at 100 stories) and limited time offer, open for orders through January 31st, 2022.
This alternate version of the custom collection includes the ebook and audiobook (narrated by Angela Roquet) only, making it a more affordable option for international readers who do not wish to pay higher shipping costs (or for those with limited shelf space). If you plan on purchasing the paperback from a local bookseller and would still like to have it personalized, please email angela@angelaroquet.com and I'll send you a free signed bookplate.
The ebook and audiobook will be delivered by August 1st, 2022, via BookFunnel (you'll receive an email with a download link, and also an email from Angela with a video walkthrough).
Is there someone special you'd like to off?
Lana is on it! If you're mad at your boss or ex, or wonder what your own meeting with Lana might be like, here's your chance. You provide the key details in this custom 1,000-1,200 word short story: the soul's first name, city, generic venue, afterlife destination, and whether the death should be embarrassing, heroic, or from old age. (All this will be asked at checkout, but you can always email angela@angelaroquet.com if you have questions or need any help.)
Examples:
Gertrude, Chicago, public bus, Heaven, heroic
Harold, Miami, hardware store, Hell, embarrassing
The idea is that only you (and the friends you tell) know the identity of the person this story is based on. For legal reasons and cohesion, all the souls in the collection will have the same last name (which, you can probably guess from the title, is Jones) and no specific venues will be named for trademark reasons, but otherwise... Lana take the wheel!
So far, I've had requests for revenge on exes, tributes to loved ones and pets, and one "surprise me with my own death". At least one person is getting smothered to death by kittens. I can't wait to start on these short stories!
This is a limited run (capped at 100 stories) and limited time offer, open for orders through January 31st, 2022.
This alternate version of the custom collection includes the ebook and audiobook (narrated by Angela Roquet) only, making it a more affordable option for international readers who do not wish to pay higher shipping costs (or for those with limited shelf space). If you plan on purchasing the paperback from a local bookseller and would still like to have it personalized, please email angela@angelaroquet.com and I'll send you a free signed bookplate.
The ebook and audiobook will be delivered by August 1st, 2022, via BookFunnel (you'll receive an email with a download link, and also an email from Angela with a video walkthrough).
Is there someone special you'd like to off?
Lana is on it! If you're mad at your boss or ex, or wonder what your own meeting with Lana might be like, here's your chance. You provide the key details in this custom 1,000-1,200 word short story: the soul's first name, city, generic venue, afterlife destination, and whether the death should be embarrassing, heroic, or from old age. (All this will be asked at checkout, but you can always email angela@angelaroquet.com if you have questions or need any help.)
Examples:
Gertrude, Chicago, public bus, Heaven, heroic
Harold, Miami, hardware store, Hell, embarrassing
The idea is that only you (and the friends you tell) know the identity of the person this story is based on. For legal reasons and cohesion, all the souls in the collection will have the same last name (which, you can probably guess from the title, is Jones) and no specific venues will be named for trademark reasons, but otherwise... Lana take the wheel!
So far, I've had requests for revenge on exes, tributes to loved ones and pets, and one "surprise me with my own death". At least one person is getting smothered to death by kittens. I can't wait to start on these short stories!
