Funny & Slightly Inappropriate – “Full of Cock...tails” Birthday Card – Printable Digital Download

How It Works:

• You'll get a printable PDF card template — easy peasy.
• Print it at home on 8.5” x 11” cardstock or paper (thicker = fancier).
• Make sure your printer settings are set to:
• 👉 “Actual Size,” “No Scaling,” or “100%” — trust us, it's worth it.
• Just follow the cut and fold lines — no arts & crafts degree required.

Print. Cut. Fold. Ta-da! You've got yourself a sass-filled greeting card that says what you're really thinking

🚫Heads up: This is a digital product — nothing will be snail-mailed to you (but your inbox gets the goods instantly).