Cooking for People who can't cook, don't want to cook and hate cooking. But like eating.

Welcome to a new type of cookbook - the spoof. If you think you can’t cook and have eaten a take-away every night for the last sixteen years, then this is for you. It is remarkable just how easy it is to cook. After reading this book you will know how to make a piece of toast! You’ll be able to enjoy a sausage at home! An absurd cookbook of simple recipes couched in a serious manner. First buy your sausages...