Scorched Processors

A snarky freelance disaster unit. A half-melted moon. An unpaid intern named Malin. What could go wrong?

Turns out everything, in this campy burnout sci-fi novella. Scorched Processors is a sharp, glitchy, and unexpectedly heartfelt dive into AI burnout, corporate sabotage, and the emotional containment protocols we fake our way through.

When a routine salvage mission turns into a rescue op no one authorized, a once-decommissioned unit called Failsafe must decide whether to follow protocol—or burn it all down for something better.

If you’ve ever muttered “this is fine” while surrounded by metaphorical fire (or literal lava), this is for you.

Includes alternate pixel art covers and an epilogue for those who need closure but pretend they don’t.

📦 Format: PDF (36 pages; 5830 words)

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