Situationship Report (4 card spread)

When you’re in that “we talk all the time but still don’t know what we are” stage, sometimes you just need the cards to call it like they see it. This 4-card tarot reading lays it all out:

1. What’s Real – the truth of the situation
2. What’s Wishful Thinking – where hope might be clouding reality
3. What You Need to Stop – the habits, patterns, or excuses getting in the way
4. What You Need to Know – the insight that will actually help you move forward

Your reading will come as a 25 minute audio recording sent straight to the email you use at checkout, along with a photo of your spread and a couple of journal prompts so you can actually work with the message instead of just listening once and forgetting about it (inner work matters, girl!)

It will be delivered within 9 business days of purchase — nine being the number of completion and wisdom, because yes, we’re keeping it cosmically cute. (But also, I’m not into overbooking myself. I like to have space between readings to make sure my energy is fully cleared before I tap into yours. It’s just good spiritual hygiene.)



Now let’s see if this “almost something” is worth your energy ;)