My Dog Is An Asshole Ebook

Are you like me and know that dogs are undeniably the absolute best?

Yet you still realize, sometimes, they can put our patience to the test.

When they butt-scoot on the carpet or try to devour garbage off the street,

And their never ending battle with the squirrels crushes your soul in defeat—

Fear not! For I have written this book to give you that much-needed chuckle.

And yet, with all their annoying habits, the love for our dogs refuses to buckle.

Hopefully, by you reading this quirky book description, I was able to cajole

You into buying a copy of my funny, rhyming book: My Dog Is An Asshole.