Up Your Mistletoe - [Pre-Order]

🎄 UP YOUR MISTLETOE

A Holiday Disaster of Mythic Proportions

By Höbin Luckyfeller

The holidays are supposed to be simple.

Lights, laughter, maybe a mild family argument about the pie.

What they’re not supposed to include?

A half-retired wizard trying to fix Christmas, a gnome historian wired into his emotions, and an elf in polka-dotted boxers threatening to unionize the reindeer.

Welcome to my life.

I’m Höbin Luckyfeller, chronicler of chaos, and I didn’t want to save the holidays.

I just wanted to record them.

Then Chuck — the wizard with more guilt than wardrobe — hired me, made me drink a potion called Insight Juice, and suddenly I could feel his feelings.

(10/10 do not recommend. Crying through another man’s guilt is exhausting.)

Now I’m stuck documenting the greatest redemption story of all time...complete with exploding sleighs, sentient snowmen, and one very persistent moral lesson about forgiveness.

🎁 What You’re Actually Getting

• A heartfelt, hilarious holiday epic about second chances and emotional hangovers.
• Exploding toys, malfunctioning miracles, and one brave gnome desperately trying to keep his notes dry.
• The true story behind how belief, guilt, and a misfired spell accidentally created Christmas as we know it.
• Enough sarcasm and sincerity to melt the North Pole.

⭐️ Reader Warnings (Important Legal Disclaimers)

• May cause sudden empathy for wizards.
• Contains mild peril, strong emotions, and spontaneous forgiveness.
• Do not read while operating heavy machinery, flying sleighs, or avoiding your family.
• Side effects include laughter, tears, and the overwhelming urge to hug people you swore you wouldn’t.

🎅 Early Reviews

“It’s A Christmas Carol meets The Office…with elves that need therapy.”

— Life of Fiction Review

“I laughed so hard I forgot to breathe, then cried because I did.”

— Elämä Herald

“Should not have been this good. Or this weird. Or this moving.”

— Dax (unpaid intern)

❤️ Why You Should Pre-Order Right Now

Because forgiveness flies fastest on a sleigh built from second chances.

And because if you don’t, Dax will personally show up at your house, sing carols off-key, and eat all your gingerbread.

Save yourself. Support a small gnome historian.

Pre-order Up Your Mistletoe today.

✏️ Perfect for Readers Who Love:

• Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or anyone who can spell “existential crisis” while laughing.
• Redemption arcs that hit you in the chest and then tickle you until you snort cocoa.
• Found family, emotional chaos, and warm endings that make your heart do the fuzzy thing.

Pre-order now on Payhip — before the aurora fades and I have to rewrite this ad again.

👉 [Buy the book, save Christmas, forgive yourself.]