Ozempic H*es: My Baby Daddy’s Mama Paid For My BBL So I Gave Her Husband a Thank You Ride

Janet:

She said I was trash.

Said I’d never be part of the family.

Then handed me five racks and told me to “tighten it up” like she wasn’t already bitter, wrinkled, and shootin up Ozempic like it was holy water.

Cool. I got the BBL. Got my waist snatched. Got his attention.

Her husband?

Yeah.

I rode his face in the Walmart parking lot while she was at Bible study.

Now he calls me sugarplum.

And I let him come inside. Twice.

You really gon call me the problem when your man pays my rent in hush dick?

Walter:

I married Gloria for peace.

Now I’m out here riskin hypertension and public indecency just to eat Janet in the front seat of my truck.

She got that new body. That hood goddess glow.

That “ruin your life and make you say thank you” type of vibe.

Yeah, she my stepson’s baby mama.

Yeah, I’m married to her sponsor.

But I’m in too deep.

Drippin in sin.

And drownin in her every night.

She wanted revenge. I gave her backshots.

If this ain’t your next one-handed read, you lyin.

Download it. Hide from your mama. And ride every filthy word. 😈🍑