NOT A DRAGON - TSHIRT

Do you love dragons—or more importantly—knowing what isn’t a dragon?

Then this shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s your battle cry.

Why You Need It:

This shirt isn’t just nerdy—it’s nerd-chic. It’s for the dragon scholars, the fantasy purists, and the anatomy sticklers who’ve had it with people calling wyverns dragons. (We see you, internet.)

Design:

Anatomically accurate, gloriously gold, and styled like it was pulled from a wizard’s ancient journal. It draws the line—literally—between true dragons and their imposters.

What It’s Made Of:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (read: ultra-soft and durable)
• Lightweight, breathable, with a modern fit that flatters all body types
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit, wash after wash
• Printed with eco-friendly inks that won’t fade like your patience when someone calls a wyvern a dragon

Who It’s For:

• Fantasy nerds, D&D players, lore fanatics
• Science illustrators and cryptid obsessives
• Dragon lovers who want to flex their knowledge and look good doing it

This isn’t just a shirt.

It’s a conversation starter.

It’s an education.

It’s the uniform of the dragon elite.

At $35, it’s not just a purchase. It’s a pledge of anatomical allegiance