A grandfather and grandson team up to play out a plan to jump the queue in a land deal, using an army of pigeons, a terminator and a sour faced civil servant.
Bonus Story - Favour for a Flavour
Some men will do anything for free beer. The landlord of a country pub offers two steeplejacks a free beer for favour. He soon regrets his choice in a moment of embarrassment, luckily his wife was there.