Baby Batter

She wants a bun in her oven.
Well, she's in luck.
Because I've got the batter.

Lots and lots of it.
Thick, heavy cream.
What can I say? I'm blessed by the gods.
Billionaire CEO with a body to die for.
I thought I'd seen it all. That no girl could bring me down.
But Piper - ah man, she's not just a regular girl.
She's something else. Sassy and strong.
But beautiful and kind.
Forget everything else. I just want her skin pressed up against mine.
I know she wants it too.
I can see the flush to her face when she sees me.
So what that she says us being together is a business deal?
That's it's a baby contract with strict legalese?
That there's no love?
I'm not stopping until her legs are shaking and her neighbors know my name.
Because baby, you gotta realize.

I melt in your mouth. Not in your hand.