Saddle Storms - Happily Ever Bicker
HAPPILY EVER BICKER | Saddle Storms | Pure Western Album
The door's been broken since October. He watched some very critical material about it. That counts.
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Happily Ever Bicker is the fairy tale they forgot to write — one man, one list, one bathroom, and some very critical material that ran approximately an hour and fifteen minutes while the floors got mopped around his recliner. He's working through it. In his order. At his pace. The towel under the sink is not ignoring the problem — it is managing the problem — and there is a difference. Johnny Cash deadpan energy meets honky tonk punch and the spoken bridge will make every woman alive feel deeply and completely seen. - Original by Saddle Storms.
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[Verse 1]
Now I heard you about that door
The first time and the tenth time and a few more
Six months ain't that long in the grand scheme of things
I had every intention right after the spring
I got my tools out once and then the game came on
And a man needs a minute honey before he gets gone
[Pre-Chorus]
I wrote it all down
Right here in my head
Between the oil change and the dog
And getting the kids fed
[Chorus]
Happily ever bicker
That's what the fairy tale forgot to say
I love you more than breathing darlin
But your list gets longer every day
I'm one man honey
Doing one man's best
Happily ever bicker
Lord I'll get around to the rest
[Verse 2]
Now Tuesday the kids had seventeen needs
Just between breakfast and the bus
School project and a practice and a something on a phone
And I handled most of it I think — give or take a fuss
And yes I know the sink is dripping
I put a towel underneath last week
That ain't ignoring it that's managing it
Until I get to it so to speak
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm working through it
In my order not yours
Starting with the important things
Getting around to your chores
[Chorus]
Happily ever bicker
That's what the fairy tale forgot to say
I love you more than breathing darlin
But your list gets longer every day
I'm one man honey
Doing one man's best
Happily ever bicker
Lord I'll get around to the rest
[Bridge — spoken, good-natured and completely unrepentant]
Now this morning she wanted to mop the floors
Reorganize the cabinets
Deep clean the entire lower level
And I want to be clear
I fully intended to help
But I had to use the bathroom first
And I may have been in there
Approximately an hour and fifteen minutes
Watching some very critical material
I came out ready to work
She was already done
And not speaking
[Verse 3]
She gave me a look that said plenty
Not a single word of it kind
I said honey I'm ready to help you now
She said the moment has passed never mind
The floor was mopped around my recliner
The cabinets reorganized without me
I said well at least I know how to fix the door now
She walked off real quiet
Lord she's something to see
[Final Chorus]
Happily ever bicker
That's the vow they forgot to write
I'd fix every single thing on that list darlin
If you'd give me till sometime tomorrow night
I'm one man honey
Doing what I can
Happily ever bicker
She knew that when she took my hand
[Outro]
Happily ever bicker...
The door's still broken...
But I did watch some real critical material about how to fix it...
That oughta count for something...
...Honey?
Written by Saddle Storms: https://SaddleStorms.com
About Saddle Storms: Wyoming-born outlaw country, western storytelling, rodeo soul, heartbreak ballads, and Code of the West honesty from six generations of ranch life.
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