Funny New Home Card (Printable) – "Keep The Blinds Closed"
Congrats on the new place! Now... do your new neighbors a favor and keep those blinds tightly shut! 🫣🏡
This cheeky, sarcastic printable housewarming card is the perfect way to celebrate a friend, family member, or coworker moving into their new apartment, flat, or house. It is guaranteed to bring a laugh to moving day!
⚠️ IMPORTANT: DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY
This is an instant digital download file. No physical card or envelope will be shipped to your house.
WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE
Your purchase includes 3 high-resolution, print-ready files:
- 1 x A4 PDF File (Includes handy crop/trim marks and center fold guidelines for a traditional card)
- 1 x US Letter PDF File (Includes handy crop/trim marks and center fold guidelines for a traditional card)
- 1 x High-Resolution 5x7 JPG File (Perfect for printing as a flat Postcard, or sending instantly as an E-card via text or email!)
CARD DETAILS & SIZES
- Finished Size: Folds perfectly down the center to a standard 5x7 inches
- Inside: Completely blank for your own heartfelt, funny, or welcoming personal message
- Back Cover: Features our official studio signature: Designed in the UK by SimonaLiPrintables
HOW IT WORKS (In 5 Easy Steps)
- Purchase & Download: Access your files instantly from your account dashboard or email.
- Print: Print at home or send the file to a local print shop.
- Trim & Fold: Use the included guidelines to cut and fold, or print flat as a postcard.
- Personalize: Add your custom message inside or on the back.
- Gift: Make the new homeowners laugh out loud!
PRO PRINTING TIPS
- For a professional, shop-bought look, we highly recommend printing on a heavy, bright white cardstock (80lb–110lb / 250gsm–300gsm).
- Set your printer settings to "Actual Size" or "100%" (do not select "Scale to Fit").
- Choose "Best" or "High Quality" print mode for the crispest text.
THE FINE PRINT
- Because this is an instant digital product, all sales are final.
- Colours may vary slightly depending on your monitor, printer, and paper choice.
- Last-minute doesn't have to mean low effort! Get your perfect card in seconds.