Saddle Storms - Tropical Ain't Camo

TROPICAL AIN'T CAMO | Saddle Storms | Pure Western Album

She wanted white sand beaches. He packed her for ice. The ticks don't eat much apparently.

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Tropical Ain't Camo is the vacation negotiation that went completely sideways — she had a vision involving umbrella drinks and an ocean view and he had a vision involving a deer blind and forty below and somehow only one of them got what they wanted. The mountains are pretty. Pretty does not make up for cooking your own food in the dark while ticks mind their own business nearby. She is booking it herself next year. She says that every year. The passport is ready this time though. She means it. - Original by Saddle Storms.

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[Verse 1]

I had a vision of somewhere warm

Sipping something cold that's a little fruity

White sand beaches and a pool side chair

A little umbrella drink without a care

He said honey I booked us something real nice

I said where we going he said pack for ice

[Chorus]

Tropical ain't camo last time I checked

A deer blind ain't a beach house I ain't impressed

I wanted somewhere warm with a ocean view

Not forty below in the woods with you

I would settle for a hot tub at the Holiday Inn

But here I am again freezing in the wind

Tropical ain't camo and I ain't gonna lie

Next year I'm booking it myself or I ain't going

[Verse 2]

What do you mean we gotta cook our own food

And nowhere to bathe honey this ain't cool

Ignore the ticks he says they don't eat much

I said that is absolutely enough

The mountains are pretty I will give him that

But pretty don't make up for all of that

[Chorus]

Tropical ain't camo last time I checked

A deer blind ain't a beach house I ain't impressed

I wanted somewhere warm with a ocean view

Not forty below in the woods with you

I would settle for a hot tub at the Holiday Inn

But here I am again freezing in the wind

Tropical ain't camo and I ain't gonna lie

Next year I'm booking it myself or I ain't going

[Bridge]

He's smiling like he handed me the world

I'm standing in the freezing cold so not that girl

Next year I'm getting a passport and a plan

Somewhere tropical without this man

[Chorus]

Tropical ain't camo last time I checked

A deer blind ain't a beach house I ain't impressed

I wanted somewhere warm with a ocean view

Not forty below in the woods with you

I would settle for a hot tub at the Holiday Inn

But here I am again freezing in the wind

Tropical ain't camo and I ain't gonna lie

Next year I'm booking it myself or I ain't going

[Outro]

Tropical ain't camo

I just want warm sand

Book me somewhere sunny

Or I'm going alone

Honey bless this hunt

But this ain't what I planned

Written by Saddle Storms: https://SaddleStorms.com

About Saddle Storms: Wyoming-born outlaw country, western storytelling, rodeo soul, heartbreak ballads, and Code of the West honesty from six generations of ranch life.

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