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Pound Dog Bitch

You won't believe how I became the brood bitch for five very large and VERY angry pound dogs. It all started because I wanted a fucking Chihuahua. Yeah, I thought it might be a good idea to get Fifi a friend.

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You won't believe how I became the brood bitch for five very large and VERY angry pound dogs. It all started because I wanted a fucking Chihuahua. Yeah, I thought it might be a good idea to get Fifi a friend.

What actually happened was I got there just as they were closing. I mean, the staff was literally walking out. Dammit! This was the only time I could get there, too!

I pounded on the door, but no one gave a fucking shit. I went around back, but no one was there and all the doors were locked. I slid down in front of the door and put my head in my hands and cried. I wanted this so bad! Fifi deserved a friend who would be there all day while I was at work.

"What seems to be the matter, Miss?" I heard a voice and looked up. It was a nice-looking man in grubby work clothes.

"Oh nothing..." I sniffled.

"Okay. Well, do you mind...I need to get in there." He shooed me aside, but my face lit up.

"Wait, do you work here?"

He nodded and keyed open the door. "Sure do. Cleaning crew. I get the tough stuff." He walked inside and I followed him.

"Do you mind?" He glared at me.

"Wait. I need something." I cleared my throat and continued as he had folded his arms across his chest and was staring me down. "I...I need a dog."

"Why don't you come back during office hours. I'm sure they'll be more than glad to help you."

"You don't understand..." I whined and pleaded. "I work all the fucking time. Fifi - she's my wonderful little Chihuahua - needs a playmate. Please..." I implored him with my best coquettish expression. "I'll do anything."

That did it.

"Anything, huh?" He scratched his chin.

I nodded.

"Anything?" He asked again, causing me to shiver.

"Yeah, why?" I fished around in my purse and handed him a fifty.

He took it and stuffed it in his wallet. "I'll make a deal with you..."

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