CITIZEN ZERO

In a world where leaders dance and the people pay the price, one voice dares to cut the strings.

Welcome to 'The Citizen Zero', a riotously funny and bitingly satirical novel that plunges you into the chaotic, absurd, and utterly relatable world of Chadama County politics. Follow Moses Ziko, a boda boda rider turned accidental MP, as he navigates a political landscape where scandals involve chickens, tenders vanish faster than morning dew, and the only thing more unpredictable than election day is the WiFi signal.

From #GoatDevelopmentProgram memes to a cryptocurrency-preaching prophet, from ghost students on bursary lists to a football tournament hijacked by "youths" with suspiciously gray beards—Moses’ journey is a masterclass in surviving politics with humor, heart, and a loyal chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

Why you’ll love it.

Hilarious & Sharp: Imagine 'The Office' meets 'House of Cards'—but with more goats and fewer scruples.

- Unforgettable Characters: A rogue’s gallery of politicians, hustlers, and a church that mines Bitcoin.

- Timely Satire: A witty mirror held up to the absurdities of grassroots politics, corruption, and viral fame.

- Heartwarming Chaos: Behind the laughs lies a story about trying (and often failing) to do right in a broken system.