How to Manage Your Wife (Spoiler: You Can’t): A Survival Guide for Confused Husbands
How to Manage Your Wife (Spoiler: You Can’t): A Survival Guide for Confused Husbands
by Sam Choo
So you thought marriage was going to be peaceful. Romantic dinners, cozy evenings, maybe the occasional disagreement about where to order takeout. Then reality hit.
Welcome to the survival guide you didn’t know you needed.
From the Helicopter Wife who hovers over your every move, to the Drama-Queen Wife who turns minor arguments into Broadway productions, to the Silent Treatment Wife who can ignore you for Olympic-level stretches—this book dives into the 40+ “types” of wives every husband will recognize (and secretly admit he’s living with).
But this isn’t just a list of complaints. It’s a laugh-out-loud, painfully honest manual on how to keep your sanity intact while navigating the quirks, chaos, and contradictions of married life. Each chapter blends satire with practical wisdom—showing you not how to control your wife (you can’t), but how to manage the only person you actually can: yourself.
Inside, you’ll discover:
- Why affection can’t be outsourced to Netflix.
- How to survive flying plates without ducking out of the marriage.
- The difference between privacy and secrecy (and why it matters).
- Why trying to “win” an argument with the Almighty Wife is a rookie mistake.
- How to laugh, adapt, and stay married without losing your mind.
Funny, biting, and unexpectedly insightful, this book is part satire, part survival guide, and entirely relatable.
Because here’s the brutal truth: you can’t manage her. You can only manage you.
And if you can laugh while doing it—you might just survive marriage with your dignity (mostly) intact.
