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Morty leaned over the console and whispered, “Who are you talking to?”

“That, Mr. Teedlebaum,” grinned the large face of Motherboard, “is Cryo64. The most advanced artificial intelligence engine ever built.”

Stop it,” replied the voice, again from everywhere, “you’ll embarrass me.

Wizards. Elves. Giant Robots with Automatic Weapons.

Wendell is dying for a change of scenery, but Clockworks City has a ban on all outsiders. It’s a law punishable by death. So how does a 5’ 10” human hide among 1.5 BILLION gnomes?

By competing in the #1 televised extreme sport in the country, of course.

Wendell’s story has won laughter and cheers from YA readers in 60 countries since 2005. If you enjoyed Harry Potter, Tiffany Aching, Percy Jackson, or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, then you’ll love this humorous, original epic fantasy, packed with magic, mystery, and sharp kicks to the funny bone.

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