📂 Denied: The Requisition Logs of Morphiophelius Smith

🧨 DENIED: The Requisition Logs of Morphiophelius Smith

Filed, Rejected, and Leaked by Höbin Luckyfeller

What happens when a brilliant, dangerously curious human tries to requisition magical weaponry, sentient chickens, emotional support grenades, and interdimensional picnic gear from a gnome-run university?

He gets DENIED. Repeatedly. And hilariously.

📂 DENIED is a classified collection of the most outrageous supply requests ever submitted to the Fishis Archive Foundation (FAF) by none other than Morphiophelius "Chuck" Smith, world-renowned combat expert, chaos engineer, and occasional poet.

Inside this beautifully compiled file:

• 🧠 15 original field requisitions, complete with itemized supply lists, Chuck’s logic (ahem, “reasoning”), and hand-written rejection notes by exhausted council members.
• 🖋️ An open letter from Chuck explaining everything (kinda).
• 📑 A final official letter from the FAF banning Chuck for exceeding his annual Annoyance Allotment.
• ✨ Perfect for fans of Wanted Hero, lovers of magical mischief, and anyone who enjoys high-stakes ridiculousness with a sharp quill and a sharper wit.

🧪 Bonus: This is a lore-rich collectible file and great companion to Choices and The Compass of Story. Use it for laughs, worldbuilding inspiration, or just to marvel at how many ways one man can misuse paperwork.

🛑 Warning: Contains squirrels in armor. Reader discretion (and goggles) advised.