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Cursed Goblin Limericks

Increasingly cursed limericks from the goblin swamp:


Normal Goblin Limerick:

There once was a goblin named Sprout,

who lived where the fireflies hang out.

She’d dance in the muck,

yell “GOOD LUCK, YOU’RE STUCK,”

and charm every frog with her pout.


Single-Cursed Limerick:

A goblin once brewed up a stew,

with mushrooms that screamed when they grew.

It bubbled “OH NO,”

and tried to outflow—

then climbed out the pot and yelled “YOU.”


Double-Cursed Limerick:

A goblin once whispered to slime,

“I think you’re my cousin…? sometimes?”

The slime said, “Incorrect.”

Then split to reflect,

and both halves denied it in rhyme.


Triple-Cursed Limerick:

There once was a goblin named Blorb,

whose soup learned to file its own forms.

It declared itself King,

(of what? EVERYTHING.)

and the moon quit its job out of norms.


Quad-Cursed Limerick:

A goblin once gnawed on the sun,

then claimed it was “just for the fun.”

But the sun turned around,

made a suspicious sound,

and politely asked when it began.