You’re buying a $1.75 black fortune cookie that contains a mysterious and uplifting fortune.

But here’s the twist:

I open it on TikTok, read your fortune out loud, and tag your @username in the video. It’s aesthetic. It’s cursed. It’s personal.

Not yet - for now, this is a digital experience. You’re buying a custom TikTok video where I crack a real cookie and reveal your fortune.

Physical cookies may come in the future 👁‍🗨

I typically post within 24-72 hours of your order.

You’ll be tagged when it’s live, so make sure your TikTok handle is spelled correctly.

Cursed on the outside. Blessed on the inside.

All fortunes are inspiring, motivating, or insightful - but delivered with a dark aesthetic.

Think: mystical guidance from the void.

Absolutely. Just enter their TikTok @username at checkout and I’ll tag them instead. It’s a cursed little surprise gift.

Yes! You can buy as many as you like - each cookie will have its own unique fortune and video.

DM me on TikTok @Cursed.Cookies or reply to your order confirmation email with the correction as fast as possible.