Hello, darlings! I’m Isabella Beating, though most people simply call me Mrs B.

My name is a playful nod to the great Victorian advice writer Mrs Beeton, whose Book of Household Management taught generations of Britons how to run a respectable home.

She dispensed advice on puddings, parlours and proper housekeeping. I concern myself with flirting, attraction, conversation, confidence, and the curious business of human desire.

Like Mrs Beeton, I believe practical advice should actually be useful. Unlike Mrs Beeton, I encourage eye contact, innuendo, and behaving just a tiny bit disgracefully.

The best way to get to know me properly is over on Substack, where you'll find me @mrsbeating.