The Day I Was Swallowed Up

When you couldn't imagine how someone would ever be swallowed up...

Don't say, "This will never happen to me!"

But pray, "God, let this not happen to me."

The day I was swallowed up.. 

Legs spread out

one to the left 

one to the right 

In between 2 swivel chairs 

Swerving to the left 

Swerving to the right 

“Look ma! My butt is up in the air..”

"Get down, son!"

Legs spread out 

One to the left 

One to the right 

In between 2 swivel chairs 

Swerving to the left 

Swerving to the right 

Rumbling sound was heard in the air .. 

"Get your butt down right now!!!!!!!!"

Legs spread out 

One to the left 

One to the right 

In between 2 swivel chairs 

Swerving to the left 

Swerving to the right 

"Look! Look, Ma!"

(Sudden silence)

In one big gulp, 

I was swallowed up

By two hungry swivel chairs.. 

Slurp … burp

Disclaimer: 

Swivel chairs are only hungry for boys and girls who do not listen to Ma. 

To avoid being swallowed up: 

1. Listen to Ma. 
2. Don't show off.
3. Learn what not to do from the boy who has been swallowed up.