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The Legend Of Socks
This is a poem I wrote many years ago when my children were still little and money was tight. That year for Christmas they received a ton of socks, and they weren't exactly excited about it.  Socks come in pairs - may you always have someone to sha...
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Caught Hook, Line, and Sinker: A Cowboy’s Tale of “Fishing” Gone Wrong
Now, let me paint you a picture of Hank, a classic cowboy in a black hat, boots worn down from years of dancing around trouble, and a talent for spinning tales so tall you’d need a ladder to poke holes in them. One fine Saturday morning, Hank kissed...
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Cowboy Boots and Bull Honks
Jed McCallister considered himself a master of cowboy shenanigans. He’d pulled off some legendary pranks—swapping out a fella’s saddle with a rocking horse, sneaking jalapeños into the chuckwagon biscuits, and even replacing the town sheriff’s coffe...
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Peanuts, Pride, and a Polished Floor
Spurs jingled like tiny alarm clocks as the doors of the Dusty Comet Saloon swung wide and in swaggered Hank “sure-thing” Mallory. He had a haircut that suggested confidence and boots that suggested poor decision-making. He tipped his black hat...
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The Day I Became a Human Soda Fountain
A few years back, I was living the dream as a store manager at a well-known convenience store chain. If you’ve never worked one of these temples of chaos, let me give you the lay of the land: candy racks stacked from waist-high to floor-level, aisle...
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