Okay… Who Let These Pens Into the Office?
I found these pens and immediately thought:
Well, these certainly aren't going in the kids' school supply drawer. 😂
They're colorful.
They're actual retractable ballpoint pens.
And they have absolutely zero filter.
We've got encouragement.
We've got attitude.
We've got profanity.
We've got the occasional “please kindly fuck off.”
Basically, somebody took ordinary pens and gave them the personality of the friend who says exactly what everybody else was thinking. 😂
And I'm here for it.
🖊️ What Makes These So Damn Fun?
This set includes 11 colorful retractable black-ink pens, each with a different funny or sassy saying.
So instead of reaching for the same boring black pen every time, you can pick one based on your mood.
Having a good day?
Grab the sunshine one.
Need to get shit done?
There's a pen for that.
Completely out of fucks?
Yep.
There's a pen for that too. 😂
😂 These Are Definitely NOT Boring Desk Supplies
I can see these being hilarious sitting in a home office, desk drawer, craft room, purse, or anywhere else you keep your pens.
And if you work somewhere with a sense of humor?
Oh, these could get interesting.
Although I might recommend checking the workplace vibe before casually whipping out “PLEASE KINDLY FUCK OFF” during a staff meeting. 😂
Unless you're really confident about your job security.
🎁 These Would Make a Hilarious Gift
These are exactly the kind of little gift I love finding because they're inexpensive-looking fun without being another generic gift somebody forgets about five minutes later.
Think:
- Your favorite smartass
- A funny coworker
- Your best friend
- Your sister
- A teacher with a sense of humor
- A fellow office supply addict
- Anybody who appreciates a little inappropriate humor
Honestly, I'd probably buy these for somebody and then immediately steal one back.
Sharing is caring, right? 😂
🛠️ Useful Shit With a Sense of Humor
And here's the thing…
They're still pens.
They're not just some ridiculous decoration that's going to sit on a shelf collecting dust.
You can actually use them.
Write shopping lists.
Make notes.
Plan your day.
Pay bills.
Write down all the things you're absolutely going to accomplish today…
…and then wonder where the hell the day went. 😂
So they fit perfectly into my Useful Shit category.
Because useful doesn't have to mean boring.
🛒 Want to Take a Look?
👉 CHECK OUT THE ADULT HUMOR PENS (paid link)
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❤️ Cheryl's Treasure Chest Verdict
These made me laugh.
And that's honestly one of my favorite reasons to put something in the Treasure Chest.
They're colorful, useful, giftable, and just inappropriate enough to make them memorable.
Plus, let's face it…
Sometimes a bitch just needs a pen that matches her mood. 😂🖊️
Straight into Cheryl's Treasure Chest they go.
Until next time, happy treasure hunting! 🧰✨
— Cheryl
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