Every legend has a symbol. For some, it's a sword. For others, a crown.
But for those who know the truth behind the velvet curtains and the quiet steps in the night… it’s a cat.
More specifically, Mr. Fuzz.
Once the enigmatic feline of Whitmore Arms and the Velvet Library Inn, Mr. Fuzz is now available to accompany you wherever you go—this time in keychain form.
Crafted with Care—and Chaos
This 6-inch full-metal keychain is more than a simple accessory. Made from 13 hand-selected components, it features:
- A spring-loaded keyring in rich gold (because Mr. Fuzz doesn’t believe in split rings—he’s far too dignified for that)
- A large lobster clasp in rose gold (perfect for attaching to bags, backpacks, or the collar of someone who displeases him)
- A sturdy gold-tone chain
- One skinny Siamese-style cat charm (obviously, that’s him)
- One silver crescent moon charm (he is a night prowler, after all)
- One gold paw print charm and one silver paw print charm (because duality is important)
Included with Every Keychain:
- A 3.5 x 3.5 inch lore card printed on textured cardstock, telling the tale of Mr. Fuzz—his habits, his mysteries, and the secrets he may or may not be keeping.
- A box fit for a cat of questionable allegiance.
Why You’ll Want One:
Whether you’re a fan of feline mischief, gothic storytelling, or just want to carry a little chaos in your pocket, this keychain is a purr-fect blend of charm and story.
Also? He may or may not bring luck. (Just… don’t make eye contact for too long.)
Buy the Mr. Fuzz Keychain
Available now for $14.99 on https://payhip.com/b/u4oVh
Limited stock. Mr. Fuzz does not like being mass-produced.
P.S.
Tag your keychain adventures with #MrFuzzOnTheLoose—and don’t say we didn’t warn you.