A&G that pair of Pliers When East Meets West That LA Bantam Gang

Their scrap yard Boat, their new Toy baby is a Seagoing gold ATM, they had both talked for years of Hunting for Treasures after Big Al related the tale of drilling off some island in Indonesia then suddenly there were Warships and Gunboats all over the place and he had thought there had been a coup but Two hapless divers had discovered an old sunken wreck of a Galleon, in about only sixty-five feet of water with about $400 million in gold on board and they made the mistake of trying to sell some of it Trouble came when the Indo government Generals grabbed them, that was not going to happen to the boys. There are wrecks scattered all over the Ocean Floors everywhere in the Far East Seas hidden just waiting for the likes of A&G entrepreneurs.

Gaz & Al were good judges of Characters, the adventure holiday with girlfriends or wives. Imagine all those bored rich would-be adventurers sitting by the Pattaya Hilton pool

Al had a Telephone call from old-time mate Glen asking for a Place to stay to see the Pirates of Penzance hauling off the Bikini skirts of nightclub pole dancers! Sadly his Bunk House was under repairs and had nowhere to stay Pattaya was booming with ex-pats the USA navy was ashore you could not get a Tattoo for a lover or Money ques up the Ying Yang  

Loveable Canada Glen He stood all of Five Feet Two, his dwarf-like frame covered in Gold Bracelets and Gold rings  Solid Gold Rolex and Cowboy tie  Cowboy boots fitted with extra three-inch height heels so really he was only four foot eight!  He always had a smile on his face even in the Dark but you had better have Eyed up your arse they knew every shortcut in the Book of Tricks that is why Al & Gaz were there because Glen knew that they knew he would Steal the Cat to stay alive He once had Five Ladies Living in with Him for free his Bungalow Rented from a Bangkok Doctor of Love Water Mirror ceiling bed whips handcuffs and Toys to Rude to mention Al asked him what they all do Sleep all day their all Dancers at TQ Pole que till 3 am  start at 3 pm 12-hour shift Pole Dancing  Glen had them Gardening Laundry Ironing shopping trips for the Street and Feeding the biggest Pet Iguana You ever saw and a Car wash  

 Some Cheek he just smiles It's Free Bed for the Night and Pot Noodles Im am the walking Charity Man 

  Gaz looked at him straight eye to eye what a Tosser but a Loveable Tosser they had a few moments when Al was Pissed 

Glen was Driving  he could not see over the wheel and those Ladies of the night crawling over him he Hit the Bushes Lucky Gaz was wearing a Black Thai silk shirt 

Glen must have thought him a Police Man  don't ask Why

he Gets out of the Bushes Gaz was behind on the Big Boy Harley following the Pick up  Glen starts Flaying his Arms and Fists shouting as if on Dope as any Prizefighter  Gaz is concerned where the Fuck was Al taken all kinds of Glen's abuse he got to Al dragging him out the Bushes with those poor ladies cuts and bruises well the Swinging Canadian Landing a Headshot Turned the Dragons Tail into Fighting Machine  it was Wham bam Glens laid out Flat Gaz threw him in the Back of the Pick up truck saying “Daft Edmonton Twat im not your enemy”

 Al came around with a few pushes and pulls the truck was back on the Road this time Al was behind the wheel sober as a Judge a fact fright does a lot of strange things when you're Pissed just minutes before.  

 Al had said getting older and wiser had lots of good things about experience plus if your pockets are full of brass washers Gaz never spoke about the crazy swing punch off Glen who was always wary of Gaz after that. 

Seemed Al became more focused on sleeping or borrowing arrangements when he came on leave to party town from working in Saudi it was not the desert song of the land of milk and honey so Yes The Pair made allowances for their friend the Crown Royal Cannock drinking and Drilling superintendent Hellraiser 

 “Put up the trip money to Madura where the Pussy is as Tight as that wallet of yours”  Al said “ok fat boy I am in for the Trip! Well, who's going TQ Dart club members that are good said Gaz at least we know now Canada is on the Map of those lost Red Tunic Mounties found off those Vancouver Islands They always find their Man Motto they started laughing, and all was well. 

How Many are going to stay at the Hotel  Golden KeyTop Casino?  big money comes from Brunei and China Russian  Australian “No complaints” Contracts any complaint you're Fired simple Contract for simple People. Work very well!

 Gaz  Needed a Holiday. he took a lot of flak from the Traders of the Elite in Pattaya Seven days Surabaya should Shake loose a few cobwebs  Fishing or Snorkeling  

          Standard of A&G rooms MV Piss Pot  

The VIP state bedrooms had Top quality Teak Java Finish 

Let the Design team put the Finishing Touches To The Boat.

Malhotra Travel Had them all on Business Class Garuda airways Via Cedric their right-hand Man One Look at the Team A&G and it was Upgraded to First Class at the Ticket Counter it was Gold Rolex Diamond Rings Silk shirts and Farts of Grown Big Big Men and Glen Twelve Loveable Rogues the Party was about to get started. He took the Piss out of Four LA  Friends He Called the Coffee Pot Heroes those Screaming Ebony Bantam Gang 

 Their  Leader Sullivan Dibrell who had tried to kidnap Big Al and then tried to kill the Pair of them Since they got him straight and he  Fell in Love with Pattaya opened the Pool Hall the Silver Dollar became the Best of Friends The Ebony Men Charity started with a Beer and Helping Hand.

Dress Sense was not talked about religion or colour Gaz said “We are all Naked in the Dark” so wake the Fuck up Fools they run a good honest Pool hall Bar with some of the best Pool player Charity Matches Pattaya had ever seen and with World Class Women and Men Potting Gold on Black 

Sullivan Dibrell was now a World Pool Champion and even had a fan club thanks to A&G could do no wrong  He looked upon A&G as Godfathers to his cause of living in Paradise earning a straight living shooting Pool his Love of Life of course chasing Ladies of the night soon to be married to one or maybe? those LA Brothers once Screaming Bantam Gang no longer a threat to society was just what the Doctor ordered to Fill Four slots in A&G disciples of doing Justice to Ebony men World Wide on  Dance floors and Riots of Laughter or wherever they could wash dishes they would all Twelve Gentlemen, of course, they had led a sheltered life our Ebony Men never set foot out of LA here they were in the Far East and this Surabaya trip was an exploration of the expansion of their minds in trust of relying on A&G guidance of being there for them never before under Tour Guides of the damned a must-do trip and Sullivan their Boss Told them they had to come along as back up should things Go wrong.

 As they turned heads at the Bangkok International Airport wearing their Hats with such Bright Plumes of Feathers ready for Plucking Al said  

The Best Dressed Ebony Brothers This Side of LA.

 The Batam boys could Party and Dance the Night away; they could stop clocks charming Panties off was a Rembrandt Brushstroke! of  Ebony Artwork the Dance Floor Swallowed up ladies' Hearts swooning to their sexy moves. They seemed to glide and sway that way just silver tongue talking Gaz said Looks like we might have to keep them caged from Cats on the Prowl down Dolly Lane in Surabaya. 

Those Best Rates Twelve Single Deluxe VIP Rooms at the Shangri La Surabaya with Airport Pick up and Drop off 

Was the Start of Heaven in another Tropical Paradise

A&G had lots of good and bad times in Indonesia 

Surabaya was one of the best singles locations for Holiday Fun 

Single Guy Meet Single Lady without much effort 

Dolly Lane Laber Road the Place just oozed exotic dream Butterflies of the Night with Gambling Illegal You Had to be Invited to secrecy itself some very large stately homes or Fly to Batam A&G had more Contacts then than Trip Advisors now! Gaz black notebook a little tight gem was the Title of Welcome to Indonesia

 The Twelve settled Back for their Rib Eye Surprise which was off the Menu and settled for Seafood Plata huge Lobster you get a nightmare looking at those plates the Bar was Full of walk-in Butterflies looking for a Gentleman to lick their wings! 

A&G were on a mission their Three Yute Taxis arrived  To Take them To mad Mac's mansion hopefully he was still alive It had been a few years since the Infamous Big Joe Magarity  Ex Rig Superintendent Mad Mac the Fighting Machine from Glasgow who used to live in Perth who hated the fact he still had his Pommy Passport and was Fluent in sounding Australian In and out of Jail did not go down well with Aussie Authorities singing in the Nude even if it was Waltzing Matilda  He demolished and beat up the Whole

China Wantun Restaurant due to his Drilling Activities he escaped to Singapore where Gaz his Mr Fix it worked on the old Duchess DrillShip Two Devils for the Price of One Big Al said 

Going through the Mansion Gates  Gardens Immaculate with ornate lighting leading to a floodlit Gold blazed floodlighted Mansion House No Guns No Knives Reception committee up the stairway through two sets of steel Plate Doors into the Main Hall was Packed out with Surabaya Elite Class not a sound outside those walls they all were blown away at the Grand Palace Casino a full air-conditioned and carpeted on the Very Large Poker Table Not Playing with No Dealer sat Sipping Ice Red Label white Tuxedo as if James Bond