I Wish My Parents Taught Me About…Internet Dating

Internet dating is weird.

You’re expected to judge a complete stranger using six pictures, three sentences, and their opinion about pineapple on pizza… then somehow decide whether you should meet them in real life.

I Wish My Parents Taught Me About… Internet Dating is a funny, practical guide to navigating dating apps without completely losing your standards, your sanity, or your Saturday night.

Inside, you’ll find straightforward advice on choosing dating apps, building a better profile, picking photos, writing a bio, starting conversations, spotting red flags, staying safe, planning the first date, handling rejection, and figuring out when an online connection is actually worth pursuing.

Mom, Dad, Chad, and Anthony are along for the ride with useful advice, questionable dating wisdom, and reminders that a match is only an introduction. The rest still has to happen in the real world.

No dating-guru nonsense. No magical formula for finding “the one.” Just practical advice for meeting people online while staying safe, being yourself, and hopefully having a little fun along the way.

Funny enough to buy. Useful enough to recommend.

Your parents taught you plenty. They just didn’t cover this one.