The I give zero f*cks Emergency fund

The I Give Zero F*cks Emergency Fund

⏳ Introductory price: $9.99 (increases to $19.99 from September 24)

I was made redundant a few years ago. It's always a punch in the gut.

But I wasn't desperate for the next job. I took my time. I enjoyed my job hunting period. And in 3 months, I landed 5 high-paying offers, in the companies and pay bracket I actually wanted.

I got to choose where I worked.

That wasn't luck. That was one plain, unglamorous fund I'd built years before I ever needed it.

Most people build their emergency fund after the crisis hits, when it's too late for it to actually protect them. This guide is the exact system I used to build mine before I needed it, my first $100K, using six specific steps, not vague "just save more" advice.

And it's not just for employees. It's for business owners riding out a slow quarter, freelancers whose income never lands the same way twice, anyone who's ever felt like their job, their relationship, or their business owned their decisions instead of the other way around.

What's inside:

• My story, and exactly why I built this system in the first place
• A Quick Start summary of the whole method, at a glance, so you're not lost in theory
• Six chapters walking you through precisely how to set your number, downsize on purpose, pick the right account, redirect windfalls, stack extra income, and automate the rest
• A real breakdown of how to find and compare high-interest savings accounts, what to watch out for, and a ready-to-use AI prompt that does the research for you
• A printable, colour-in progress tracker and 12-month deposit log
• Worksheets you actually fill in as you go, not just theory you'll forget by tomorrow

This is for you if:

• You want an exit plan from a job, a relationship, or a slow season in your business, before you ever need one
• You're done with vague budgeting advice and want an actual number and a system that works backwards from it
• You'd rather build quiet, unshakeable confidence than white-knuckle your way through the next redundancy, downturn, or hard conversation

This isn't personal financial advice. It's a system that worked for me, based on my own experience, shared so it might work for you too.

The price goes up to $19.99 on September 24. After that, this is what it costs.

Get it today for $9.99. Print the tracker. Colour in the first box.