Stage Quips

One-liners, Audience Banter & Ad-libs for Entertainers

Whether you're introducing the next song, filling an unexpected silence, responding to something happening in the room or dealing with a heckler, there will always be moments when you need something to say.

Stage Quips is a practical collection of hundreds of one-liners, audience banter, ad-libs and comebacks developed for professional and semi-professional entertainers.

Inside you'll find material organised into easy-to-use categories including:

• Venue Banter

• Dead Crowd

• Introductions & Outros

• Food

• Quips

• Poor Response

• Grumpy Audience Members

• Men

• Height

• Jobs

• Football

• Clothes

• Age

• Towns

• Women

• Hair

• Compliments

• Two On Stage

• Incidents

• Heckler Stoppers

• Put-Downs

Whether you're a singer, DJ, compère, karaoke host, magician, musician or other live entertainer, this book is designed to help you feel more confident behind the microphone and more relaxed in front of an audience.

You don't need to memorise everything.

Browse the categories, choose the lines that suit your own personality and make them your own. The best audience interaction always sounds natural.

A good performer entertains.

A great performer involves the audience.



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