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Jesus the blood

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4K WALLPAPER + VIDEO BONUS


He's Back, and He's Ripped. Your New Wallpaper Has Arrived.


Tired of bland backgrounds? Your prayers have been answered! Behold, the most epic wallpaper known to pixels. Featuring a divine figure who looks like he just finished an intense workout session while ascending/descending (interpret as you like, it's mysterious!).


Check out:

  • That radiant halo effect – perfect for blinding your friends with holiness.
  • The dramatically flowing robes – surprisingly aerodynamic.
  • The... uh... godly physique. Someone's been lifting more than just sins.
  • An intense red and smoky backdrop that says "I mean business" or "This Wi-Fi is terrible."
  • Bonus points: Is that fire? A portal? Just really bad fog? The ambiguity is art.

Slap this on your phone or desktop and instantly upgrade your screen's dramatic rating to 'Maximum Holy Roller'. Perfect for anyone who wants a wallpaper that's both divine and slightly metal. Get it before the second coming... or just before your friends do!

You will get the following files:
  • JPEG (6MB)
  • MP4 (2MB)