How to Maintain Your Magic Mountain: or, Bureaucracy & Basilisks

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When you’re lower middle management in a Magic Mountain, the Employee Handbook and managerial structure are nearly as big a menace—and definitely as twisty—as the never-ending chasms within the mountain.

Luckily, Rhonda loves the chasms and intricacies of both the Mountain and her own Department of Cavern Care and Quality. She likes working for the mountain, and she knows how the rules work there—or at least, how to make the rules work for her. She certainly doesn’t want to leave her position.

Unfortunately for Rhonda, a series of managerial murders puts her next in line for the hot seat as Manager of the Mountain itself. And as if that weren’t enough, the nearest Magic Mountain, catching wind of their plight, has begun to make noises about folding both mountains into one Magic Mountain—whether or not Rhonda and her Mountain want to do so.

If the paperwork doesn’t kill Rhonda, the next internal coup might—and that’s reckoning without the basilisks in the lower caverns, the Magic Mountain itself, and the Dark Lord currently haunting her inbox with increasingly pedantic demands to hire out the mountain to him.

This ebook is a preorder that will release on November 26th. Your file will be delivered via Bookfunnel on that date.