Not All Husbands Are Annoying - Some Are Dead

I remember WHERE I married my husband and I remember WHEN I married my husband. I just can’t remember WHY I married him.

Three words that will shatter your husband’s ego: Is it in?

My friend said to me, “My husband left me the other day, I’ve tried crying but tears just won’t come out. What can I do to make myself cry?” So I said, “Imagine he’s come back again.”

What do toilets, birthdays and anniversaries have in common? Husbands miss them all.

I was at a boxing match not so long ago and one of the boxers got knocked out in the first round and my husband said to me, “That was boring, it was all over in less than a minute.” So I said to him, “Now you know how I feel when we have sex.”

A woman went to the doctors to get her husband’s blood test results and the receptionist said to her, “We’ll need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sample of your husband’s semen.” So the woman said, “I’ll drop a pair of his underpants off tomorrow.”

My husband was in the kitchen cooking my breakfast for me last Sunday when all of a sudden I heard a loud thud. So I ran in and found him lying collapsed unconscious on the floor, blue in the face and not breathing. I panicked at first and didn’t know what to do and I started to get really worried. Then I remembered…. Wetherspoons do an all day breakfast for just £4.99

Ruth Jennings was happily married for ten years. Ten out of thirty isn't bad! She's now happily divorced, and to celebrate she's released this book which is crammed full of jokes about husbands and marriage. And if you're married, or divorced like Ruth is, you'll find it absolutely hilarious!

Contains strong language and adult humour.

Can be read on a phone, tablet, laptop, iPad, Kindle etc.