Greatest Con Artist or 4D Chess?
We hear it all the time that Trump has a master plan. Unless he planned to destroy the world, his plan sucks.
Regardless,
"this shirt is the greeeatest most bestest shirt ever made. There has NEVER been a shirt made this well before. It is the greatest shirt to have ever lived. No one has made a shirt this well, not even China, especially not China."
*hands wide open moving apart*