Food: The Same Since Forever. Just the Adjectives Change.™

Same cow, new font; same hunger, new halo. A linguistic machine repackages basic sustenance into moral status, turning adjectives into currency and appetite into ideology.

Uses minimalist cinema to indict the Adjective Engine—moral language as monetized UI over identical calories. Reframes food as semiotic hardware with adjectives as premium software updates, pricing virtue as a luxury SKU. Scales from a 3-minute mock-ad to a docu-satire anthology, a feature (The Linguistic Cleanse), and a museum-grade coffee-table artifact. Amplifies discourse and brand-collab voltage while preserving art-film credibility across festivals, streaming, and design culture.