How to Stop My Child Being a Complete Twat

Your child isn't a twat. They're just small, unfiltered and running on three hours of sleep. But at least once today you've stood in the kitchen thinking otherwise. Usually around 7.42 a.m., while holding one shoe. 

How to Stop My Child Being a Complete TWAT is a funny, slightly sweary survival guide for parents of kids aged 3 to 12, packed with 35 quick, real fixes for the moments it all kicks off. 

Inside you'll find: 

- Emergency brakes for you, for the second you're about to lose it 

- Fixes for mornings, mealtimes, screens, siblings, bedtime and the 2 a.m. visitor 

- How to survive supermarket meltdowns, restaurants and long car journeys 

- Calm replies to backchat and big feelings 

- How to put things right when you're the one who lost it 

- A lovingly brutal Parent Self-Check and an Official Family Truce to sign 

- 35 illustrated cartoons you'll recognise from your own living room 

Every tool comes with a short "Why It Works" box, so you get the reasoning without the lecture. No shouting. No sticker charts the size of a fridge. Several snacks. 

Perfect for: knackered parents, new mums and dads, grandparents on duty, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Secret Santa, and anyone who has ever bribed their way out of a supermarket. 

Written for parents, not children. Contains swearing, sarcasm and home truths. Put the kettle on. You're going to need it.

--(Print version available on Amazon (https://link.amazon/B0hWgZ4kd)--