Homo Sapiens Infestation Report™

“Category: Apex Pest.” Humanity reclassified as ecological vermin.

Homo Sapiens Infestation Report™ is a satirical white paper and cultural manifesto written as an extermination audit by non-humans, filing an official “infestation report” on humanity. Structured as case files, witness notes, and damning recommendations, this artifact reframes human activity as pest behavior in a mock-bureaucratic style that feels chillingly official. This biting eco-horror satire is designed to meet rising demand for climate commentary. The unique concept is scalable across formats from docu-horror to speculative franchises.