Trauma Momma Pick-Up Lines: 50 Cheesy Lines, Unhinged Truths & Journal Prompts for Women Healing with Humor, Rage & Glitter Trauma
This ain't just a journal. It’s a full-blown emotional survival guide for the mentally exhausted and beautifully unhinged.
“Trauma Momma Pick-Up Lines” is an interactive eBook experience made for women healing out loud — the ones journaling between breakdowns, cracking jokes between therapy sessions, and writing their way back to life after the fire.
Inside you’ll find:
📖 What You’re Getting:
- 💔 50 trauma-themed pick-up lines — hilarious, relatable, and weirdly healing
- ✍️ Devotional-style reflections that unpack each line with raw truth, dark humor, and soul sass
- 🧠 Guided journal prompts for personal breakthroughs, emotional honesty, and healing rage
- 🌈 Visuals with cozy vibes and affirming layout — like a warm hug from your inner badass
- 👑 eBook flow — read it like a story, work through it like therapy, vibe with it like your trauma BFF
⚡ Why It Hits Different:
- It's funny and heartfelt — because healing shouldn’t always feel like homework
- It's immediate — no waiting, no shipping, just download and dive in
- It's for real ones — the girls surviving with sarcasm, iced coffee, and a side of righteous anger
💁♀️ Who This is For:
- Women recovering from emotional abuse, betrayal, or just years of emotional suppression
- Inner child warriors with bite
- Mental health baddies who know crying and comedy go hand-in-hand
- The “I’m fine” girls who need a moment to not be fine
🖤 eBook Format (PDF):
Readable on phones, tablets, and desktops — fully printable if you wanna go old school and scribble rage notes in the margins.
🎁 Instant delivery. No shipping. Just sarcasm, sass, and survival in your inbox.
👉 Download it today and start laughing, crying, and healing through every ridiculous, relatable line.
Because trauma’s a bitch, but at least now you’ve got a hilarious eBook to process it with.