How does it work?

1. We will schedule a call to discuss your goals

2. I will create a protocol with all the viable options and implements that are relevant to your situation.

This will include advice on pharmacology, diet and lifestyle and other miscellaneous treatments that may be relevant to your situation.

3. Upon receiving the protocol you have a 30 day period to ask me absolutely anything relevant to your protocol and goals. 

I aim to respond to all queries within 24 hours, usually I respond within a couple of hours but occasionally it may take me a bit longer due to multiple other commitments I have.

4. Once the 30 day period has elapsed, feel free to continue to ask me anything but I will respond purely on my own accord, essentially if I feel like it.

What I can help with

-Comprehensive AAS and PED compound selection based on your goals, including dosing strategies and frequencies

-Access to all of my vetted cheap sources

-Ancillary stacks that mog every other steroid coach to the slums, practically nullifying every side to the point of being healthier than most natties

-Comprehensive bloodwork analysis

-Cycle structuring

-Comprehensive skin care advice capable of dealing with a plethora of issues such as acne, scarring, hyperpigmentation, suboptimal skin tones, suboptimal undertones and conditions like eczema and rosacea among others.

-Comprehensive hair care advice to optimize hair quality and styling

-Compound selection for effective inhibition reduction to enhance your social life while minimising side effects

- Recommendations on non pharma, non surgical treatments that would be high ROI as related to your goals

Why is it so expensive?

I have multiple other commitments that have a much better monetary return for my time. Due to the package I'm offering and my own expectation of always providing a high quality service. It is almost certain that the amount of time I spend on each individual coaching will net me significantly lower money per time than my other avenues of income. 

The price tag also acts as a filtering mechanism to ensure that only those who are serious about improvement and acting on my advice will be purchasing.

I understand for a lot of you that are serious the price tag is still too high, dont worry I will continue to make high quality content to help you guys achieve your goals in this aspect. Furthermore I am currently working on an alternative system that will allow you guys to access my entire knowledge base for far cheaper while allowing me to justify a lower price.

Will we be a good fit?

I will not be recommending copes, I will be recommending clinically proven methods, a lot of which include the purchasing of pharmaceuticals, blood tests, and certain devices which of course cost money. 

Now the cost of most of these things will be significantly reduced with access to my sourcing but it will cost money nonetheless. So if you are scraping $200 to buy my consult, then truly don't even bother as you will not be able to take full advantage. Wait for my cheaper options to come out. 

Due to other commitments and to ensure I am able to provide a high quality service I have currently limited my number of clients to 5.

As of 30/03/26 There are currently 2 spaces remaining.

How does consultation scheduling work?

I will reach out to you to schedule this.

What if I want extended coaching?

If you want to continue working with me one to then, its something I am open to likely with a drastically reduced charge which is yet to be decided.