The Spy Who Boned Us!
An action comedy adventure with side splitting humor satires the entire spy genre. Includes an impressive soundtrack of R&B, Hip Hop, French chansons & Broadway-ish scores. Set in Hollywood & Afghanistan, filmed in Los Angeles & Santa Clarita Highlands, 'The Spy Who Boned Us' is a well written script with charismatic beautiful actors, including two Miss Korea California’s. Special locations include the Iconic Counter Spy shop in Beverly Hills and (currently Las Vegas Bikini shop) VaVoom!
Starring Carrie Cain Sparks as Wellen Dowd of “Rumble In The Bronx” with Jackie Chan, “Jane’s House” with James Woods, “The Man” with Samuel Jackson, also “X-Files” & “The Outer Limits”. Sparks executes a fantastic scene where she fights a spy Demonica for her man! With Kung Fu moves that are gymnastically impressive and compliment the feminine physique. The Spy Who Boned Us is a story that draws you in and keeps you laughing. It delivers more entertainment value than other movies with big budgets.
Each character’s unique story arc unites them and their desire to become Spies. As their incompetence grows apparent, the girls decide to hire a Boss Lady. During the recruitment they explain where they get their names - Wellen Dowd’s Father is a Chocolatier who is also well endowed. Curvay Bootay is a childlike cute blonde who is Pure French. Mi Lei Yu, an ex hooker escaped her exploitative kidnappers. In Chinese her name translates to “Here Comes Fish”. The main Spy is pretty for a Englishmen that is why he is Finely Boned. Demonica is a bad girl gone evil.
A piffling President, Spy wannabees, a jealous nemesis with a fetish for sabotage, devilish villains and amusing side characters round out the cast. This movie takes you on a wacky outlandish ride that climaxes to a satisfying conclusion.
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