Jollof Love
When Sarah (a blonde-haired Chicago accountant) threw her hands in the air at the Lagos
beach party, shouting 'Oya let's go!' in perfect Pidgin rhythm, the whole circle erupted in cheers. Her
Nigerian beau Tunde nearly spilled his Chapman cocktail. 'Eh! See as you dey speak Pidgin like market
woman!' he laughed, pulling her close as the DJ transitioned to Burna Boy. The way her hips caught the
Afrobeats rhythm - no longer the stiff 'oyinbo' dancer from three months ago - made his friends elbow him
knowingly. That night, when she surprised him by correctly eating her suya with the sliced onions instead of
pushing them aside like most foreigners, Tunde whispered in her ear what every non-Nigerian woman
dreams of hearing: 'You don pass test - my mama go like you well well.